your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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