where am i from again
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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