super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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