let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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