like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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