how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
