No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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