Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize
