I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My ass is underappreciated
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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