I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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