I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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