fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You almost got us killed.
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