chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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