I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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