I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
A bitchslap is in order.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
