at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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