Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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