Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Operation Purity has been aborted
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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