he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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