You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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