The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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