try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
should my penis look like a turkey
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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