I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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