That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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