At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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