She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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