My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
