I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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