Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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