I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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