he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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