Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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