Can Purell be used as lube?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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