He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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