OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
one might say we're banned from that church
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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