marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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