I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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