Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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