like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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