Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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