WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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