my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.