Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
her vagine was all disorganized.
just tell him i said nine months
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I think your dad took our porno
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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