Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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