Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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