i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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