I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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