super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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