There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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