Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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