I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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