so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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