remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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