marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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