I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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